Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

I found a winner.

Yep, that’s right, I found a guy with the looks of a Greek god, ambition, the desire to travel, a sense of right and wrong, impeccable grammatical skills, a born romantic, a family man… what else is there to ask for?

His profile appeared on my screen as if fate and magic had a baby and that baby was called NiceDude7843. His words just called to me. I felt as if I was to be swept away at any moment and carried in his muscular arms off to a beach somewhere at sunset.

He chose his words with such care, such compassion, such diligence. This man, you can tell, is a man of quality.  A man of courage.  A man who will do just about anything to get to the gym on time.

Such a well-crafted profile deserves some extra attention which is why I chose it to be the focus of my post.  The following is the exact quote of his inspiring words…

“im like to work out i do way to much as my brother says. i love to take long walks on the beach. i would never do anything to hert anyone unless they hert me first. i would like to go to pairs some day.”

This is what a winner looks like kids. Now go eat your Wheaties and drink your Muscle Milk so you can be a winner too.

Until next time, smile on,

Maven

DISCLAIMER:  Profile name NiceDude7843 is fictitious. Any resemblance of an actual profile name is purely coincidental.

The quote however, and the guy who wrote it are, sadly, true.